HOLY S****T

By John Thomas Tuft

Tis a tale as old as time, or at least as long as there have been boys and girls setting out on adventures. So it was that John Paul George, Nancy Ellen, Jack LB, and Putty set out on one of their own. With snacks and other essential provisions they set out across the Green Field, that led to the Dark Woods, that led to the Cool Stream that ran to the Mighty River that flowed past the Great Mountains. They were determined to find High Rock Castle, a structure said to exist only in the imaginations of some, deep in the Great Mountains, whose gates are…